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Intro: 0:00
The Writing Process: 2:26
The Read Begins: 4:12
Alan’s Movie: 4:32
Ben’s Movie: 9:12
Grant’s Movie: 13:05
Zach’s Movie: 16:29
Conclusion: 22:15
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Track: DJ Quads – Boppin Christmas
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We Get Drunk and Gaslight People Into Believing These Movies Actually Exist
I think his "expert on the subject" is jacksfilms
This is one of my favourite razzle videos 😍
OMG crypto xmas sounds epic AF that needs to be made lol
This Christmas i want them all to write sequels to these stories.
I feel like Sleep, with me should be directed by Dan Schneider
The twist where the woman’s father was never home for Christmas because he is Santa was beautiful
Y'know grant both looks and sounds like a skinny version of my alternate history teacher. Plus not balding.
12:56 honestly just make it a musical and James Corden will 101% be in it
I hereby present to you… A Very Divine Christmas!
The movie follows Kristy(played by the bitch from Girl Defined) who hates Christmas because people have lost what it means – God and Jesus and blah blah blah Old Testament blah blah blah. She is invited to stay with a friend, Courtney, over the holidays at her farm. While there, she meets Courtney's brother, Noel (played by Douglas Smith, who's fine but in a bunch of shitty movies), an optimistic farm and family man who treats every Christmas like the time of his life. While Kristy stays with them during the holidays, she begins to discover the true meaning and magic of Christmas, all while beginning to feel things towards Noel…
However, on Christmas Eve, it turns out that the entire family is actually a Christmas-worshipping cult that lured Kristy there to sacrifice her to the Lord and savior Santa Claus, who's also Satan (rearrange the letters, dumbass) and also were the ones who kidnapped and killed her family. It ends with her being fucking crucified and burnt in a pentagram as they chant "all hail Saint Nicholas" around her and the satanic Lucifer-Santa appears – with really bad special effects – and drags her soul to Hell as the clock strikes midnight. The end.
I laughed so hard at Alan’s naevity I threw up and I wish I was joking
But in all honesty with a different person this would slap
Can’t wait for Sleep with Me to release this year!
At the beginning, all of Zack's rules for what they need describe the Passion of the Christ, fight me. A character whose name is christmas theme, literally the holiday was named for him, so check. Magic, my boy JC gots a ton of that, so check. A washed up actor, like Mel Gibson. And someone who dislikes christmas is obviously Judas.
Is it fucked up I want to see sleep with me
i think we can all agree that zach's is the best.
Showed my mom this and she cried hysterically when she saw the poster for sleep with me 😂😂😂
Zach's laughing is adorable
Imma make a Horror movie with David Hasselhoff and Macaulay Cullen about a town who worships an evil Christmas God and sacrifices anyone who isn’t jolly.
I saw the thumbnail and my first thought was "Is… is that Bellular?".
Tropical thunder
i laughed so hard at the end of “Crypto Christmas”
I WAS WAITING FOR A CHARACTER NAMED NOEL
Damn, I've never realized this before.
But Alan is such a good actor!
I love all of these, but Zack's pitch is the only one that already probably exists on Hallmark.
Ngl, I’d watch Grant’s movie in a heartbeat! 😅
10:26 lmao
Fuck I was really lulled I’m by that long hallmark intro just for the FBI to show up.
No ones gonna talk about Zachs avatar drip-